potatobastard:

koikoimotherfuckers:

that-man-is-playing-galaga:

Some people just know how to do birthday cards.

birthday cards against humanity

(via voldymore)

Timestamp: 1398382302

potatobastard:

koikoimotherfuckers:

that-man-is-playing-galaga:

Some people just know how to do birthday cards.

birthday cards against humanity

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unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

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catalystconduit:

i was trying to open a pickle jar and it fell and shattered on the floor and there was pickles and glass and juice everywhere and i slow turned to my cat and whispered “well we sure do find ourselves in a pickle here” then stood there laughing alone in a dark house illuminated by the fridge light while surrounded by my disaster 

(via voldymore)

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

(via voldymore)

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

(Source: longful, via waitalittlelonger)

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

(via risaaalove)

(Source: selenamg, via bitchiethoughts)

mtv:

nicki’s #movieawards red carpet side eye > 

(Source: mtv.com, via bitchiethoughts)

Timestamp: 1398380231

mtv:

nicki’s #movieawards red carpet side eye > 

(Source: mtv.com, via bitchiethoughts)

dmolech:

I did a thing for a contest and I think it turned out pretty durn cute

(via bitchiethoughts)

Timestamp: 1398380178

dmolech:

I did a thing for a contest and I think it turned out pretty durn cute

(via bitchiethoughts)

(Source: wubangs, via bitchiethoughts)

zacchaeus:

But for real tho.

(Source: stefdelima, via risaaalove)

Timestamp: 1398380137

zacchaeus:

But for real tho.

(Source: stefdelima, via risaaalove)

Rita Ora at the 2014 MTV Movie Awards

(Source: ritaora-, via bitchiethoughts)

Timestamp: 1398380113

Rita Ora at the 2014 MTV Movie Awards

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